Another warstory. This one's lengthy and I cba to do sprites and all.
It's a Gen I standard match.
My team: Alakazam / Jynx / Slowbro / Tauros / Golem / Persian
WPGJetsFTW backup sent out Alakazam!
Golden Gyarados sent out Gengar!
Start of turn 1
Alakazam used Thunder Wave!
The foe's Gengar is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
The foe's Gengar used Hypnosis!
The attack of the foe's Gengar missed!
Boy, was I lucky that missed! The reason Alakazam carried T-Wave back then was simple - your critical hit ratio depended on the speed difference between you and your opponent.
Start of turn 2
Alakazam used Psychic!
It's super effective!
The foe's Gengar lost 67% of its health!
The foe's Gengar is paralyzed! It can't move!
Start of turn 3
Golden Gyarados called Gengar back!
Golden Gyarados sent out Exeggutor!
Alakazam used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Exeggutor lost 13% of its health!
Hax on my side so far, and he's forced to make his first switch of the game into Exeggutor. I'm forced to switch since my Alakazam can't do shit to it.Start of turn 4
WPGJetsFTW backup called Alakazam back!
WPGJetsFTW backup sent out Jynx!
The foe's Exeggutor used Sleep Powder!
The attack of the foe's Exeggutor missed!
Start of turn 5
Jynx used Lovely Kiss!
The foe's Exeggutor fell asleep!
The foe's Exeggutor is fast asleep!
Again I get lucky with his sleep move missing. Mine hits, which effectively disables his Gengar and his Exeggutor for now. Start of turn 6
Golden Gyarados called Exeggutor back!
Golden Gyarados sent out Slowbro!
Jynx used Blizzard!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Slowbro lost 19% of its health!
My Jynx has NOTHING for Slowbro, so I have to switch yet again. The only thing I could do is put it to sleep, but Sleep Clause is obviously in effect. Start of turn 7
WPGJetsFTW backup called Jynx back!
WPGJetsFTW backup sent out Persian!
The foe's Slowbro used Thunder Wave!
Persian is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
So much for Critihax Horror, since Slash and other hi-crit moves like Razor Leaf and Karate Chop always criticaled as long as you were faster.Start of turn 8
The foe's Slowbro used Amnesia!
The foe's Slowbro's Special sharply rose!
Persian used Slash!
A critical hit!
The foe's Slowbro lost 30% of its health!
Start of turn 9
The foe's Slowbro used Surf!
Persian lost 252 HP! (75% of its health)
I'll take that critical Persian used Hyper Beam!
A critical hit!
The foe's Slowbro lost 49% of its health!
The foe's Slowbro fainted!
Golden Gyarados sent out Alakazam!
And that one too In Gen I, you didn't have to recharge Hyper Beam if you killed something. Start of turn 10
The foe's Alakazam used Psychic!
A critical hit!
Persian lost 81 HP! (24% of its health)
Persian fainted!
WPGJetsFTW backup sent out Alakazam!
Here comes a stally bit.Start of turn 11
The foe's Alakazam used Thunder Wave!
Alakazam is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Alakazam is paralyzed! It can't move!
Start of turn 12
The foe's Alakazam used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
Alakazam lost 54 HP! (17% of its health)
Alakazam used Thunder Wave!
The foe's Alakazam is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
It begins....A bunch of Special drops, parahax, and Recovers later...Start of turn 30
WPGJetsFTW backup called Alakazam back!
WPGJetsFTW backup sent out Slowbro!
The foe's Alakazam used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
Slowbro lost 46 HP! (11% of its health)
Fuck that stally shit, I've got my (Slow)bro here!Start of turn 31
Slowbro used Amnesia!
Slowbro's Special sharply rose!
The foe's Alakazam used Thunder Wave!
Slowbro is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Start of turn 32
Golden Gyarados called Alakazam back!
Golden Gyarados sent out Exeggutor!
Slowbro is paralyzed! It can't move!
Start of turn 33
The foe's Exeggutor is fast asleep!
Slowbro used Blizzard!
The foe's Exeggutor avoided the attack!
Start of turn 34
The foe's Exeggutor woke up!
Slowbro is paralyzed! It can't move!
Start of turn 35
The foe's Exeggutor used Mega Drain!
A critical hit!
It's super effective!
Slowbro lost 258 HP! (65% of its health)
Slowbro had its energy drained!
Slowbro used Blizzard!
The foe's Exeggutor avoided the attack!
Start of turn 36
The foe's Exeggutor used Mega Drain!
It's super effective!
Slowbro lost 67 HP! (17% of its health)
Slowbro had its energy drained!
Slowbro used Fire Blast!
The attack of Slowbro missed!
Start of turn 37
The foe's Exeggutor used Mega Drain!
It's super effective!
Slowbro lost 22 HP! (5% of its health)
Slowbro had its energy drained!
Slowbro fainted!
That had to be the worst luck I've ever seen, and I sure have some damn bad luck. A crit, THREE MISSES, parahax, etc. WPGJetsFTW backup sent out Jynx!
Start of turn 38
Jynx used Lovely Kiss!
The foe's Exeggutor fell asleep!
The foe's Exeggutor is fast asleep!
Start of turn 39
Jynx used Blizzard!
It's super effective!
The foe's Exeggutor lost 59% of its health!
The foe's Exeggutor woke up!
Start of turn 40
Jynx used Blizzard!
It's super effective!
The foe's Exeggutor lost 40% of its health!
The foe's Exeggutor fainted!
Justice served. If Blizzard still had 90% accuracy today, it'd be broken as all hell and Ice Beam would be irrelevant.Golden Gyarados sent out Tauros!
Start of turn 41
WPGJetsFTW backup called Jynx back!
WPGJetsFTW backup sent out Golem!
The foe's Tauros used Body Slam!
It's not very effective...
Golem lost 40 HP! (11% of its health)
Golem is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Start of turn 42
The foe's Tauros used Blizzard!
It's super effective!
Golem lost 213 HP! (58% of its health)
Golem used Explosion!
The foe's Tauros lost 79% of its health!
Golem fainted!
cue the facepalm when my Explosion doesn't kill. Seriously, an effective 500 base power move off of a decent base attack should kill more often than not.WPGJetsFTW backup sent out Tauros!
Start of turn 43
Tauros used Hyper Beam!
A critical hit!
The foe's Tauros lost 20% of its health!
The foe's Tauros fainted!
Golden Gyarados sent out Golem!
Cue even more stalling, EQ vs EQ DEATHMATCH!!Start of turn 44
Tauros used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
The foe's Golem lost 38% of its health!
The foe's Golem used Earthquake!
Tauros lost 135 HP! (38% of its health)
Start of turn 45
Tauros used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
The foe's Golem lost 38% of its health!
The foe's Golem used Earthquake!
Tauros lost 119 HP! (33% of its health)
Start of turn 46
Tauros used Earthquake!
A critical hit!
It's super effective!
The foe's Golem lost 22% of its health!
The foe's Golem fainted!
From here, I'm in the clear (rhyming win). Both of his remaining Pokemon - Gengar and Alakazam - are weakened and paralyzed, and thus Tauros cleans up after Alakazam's endeavors. Golden Gyarados sent out Gengar!
Start of turn 47
Tauros used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
The foe's Gengar lost 32% of its health!
The foe's Gengar fainted!
Golden Gyarados sent out Alakazam!
Start of turn 48
Tauros used Hyper Beam!
The attack of Tauros missed!
The foe's Alakazam used Psychic!
Tauros lost 99 HP! (28% of its health)
Tauros fainted!
...or it would, if it wasn't MISSING! So, Jynx is my biggest threat to it, with my three physicals (Tauros, Persian, and Golem) out of commission.Start of turn 49
Jynx used Blizzard!
The foe's Alakazam lost 35% of its health!
The foe's Alakazam used Thunder Wave!
Jynx is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Start of turn 50
The foe's Alakazam used Recover!
The foe's Alakazam regained health!
Jynx used Blizzard!
The foe's Alakazam lost 36% of its health!
Start of turn 51
The foe's Alakazam is paralyzed! It can't move!
Jynx used Blizzard!
The foe's Alakazam lost 28% of its health!
The foe's Alakazam fainted!
WPGJetsFTW backup won the battle!
And it successfully cleans up the mess, as I escape with an ugly, ugly win.